I'm Having An Affair... With My Bathroom Scale!!

2006-07-24T13:46:00.000-07:00

150 Questions
The Bold Ones Are The Ones I Have Done.

01. Dyed your hair - Many a time.
02. Been a DJ
03. Climbed a mountain
04. Been arrested
05. Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
06. Held a tarantula.
07. Taken a candlelit bath with someone
08. Said "I love you" and meant it
09. Taught yourself an art from scratch
10. Done a striptease
11. Bungee jumped
12. Had a booth at a street fair
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
15. Seen the Northern Lights
16. Gone to a huge sports game
17. Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
18. Grown and eaten my own vegetables
19. Touched an iceberg
20. Slept under the stars
21. Changed a baby's diaper - Until she was 2 and learned to use the potty.
22. Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
23. Watched a meteor shower - At 3am on the road home from Vegas! Beautiful!
24. Had to put someone you love into hospice care
25. Had a body part of yours below the neck pierced
26. Driven any land vehicle at a speed of greater than 100 mph
27. Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
28. Had a food fight
29. Built your own PC from parts
30. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
31. Asked out a stranger
32. Had a snowball fight
33. Photocopied your bottom on the office photocopier
34. Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
35. Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
36. Enacted a favorite fantasy - Not all the way, but close enough.
37. Taken a midnight skinny dip
38. Taken an ice cold bath
39. Had a meaningful conversation with a beggar
40. Seen a total eclipse
41. Rode on a roller coaster
42. Hit a home run
43. Rode on a motorcycle
44. Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
45. Adopted an accent for an entire day
46. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
47. Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild - Do Shrooms count?
48. Rode a horse
49. Had major surgery - A c section and knee surgery. It wasnt open heart or anything, but I still consider it MAJOR!
50. Loved your job for all accounts
51. Taken care of someone who was shit faced
52. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
53. Had amazing friends
54. Killed and prepared an animal for eating - A fish once, but I didnt eat it!
55. Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
56. Stolen a sign - Stop Sign, Street Names, Speed Limits, And Wall Signs! I would have to say yes.
57. Backpacked in Europe
58. Taken a road-trip
59. Rock climbing
60. Selected one "important" author who you missed in school, and read
61. Midnight walk on the beach - It wasnt quite midnight, but even the beach in San Fran can be romantic with the right person.
62. Sky diving
63. Changed your name - My Last
64. Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
65. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
66. Communicated with someone without sharing a common spoken language
67. Benchpressed your own weight
68. Milked a cow
69. Alphabetized your records
70. Pretended to be a superhero - Everyday
71. Sung karaoke - I am ashamed to admit.
72. Lounged around in bed all day
73. Posed nude in front of strangers
74. Scuba diving
75. Got it on to Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye - Gotten it on to many a different song, but I dont think that one.
76. Kissed in the rain
77. Played in the mud
78. Played in the rain
79. Gone to a drive-in theater - Watching the movie was not a requirement right?
80. Done something you should regret, but don't regret it.
81. Parasailed
82. Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog - Not Yet
83. Skipped all your school reunions - Only One So Far, But Skipped it!
84. Started a business
85. Dined in a restaurant and stolen silverware, plates, cups because your apartment needed them - Menus and Crab Crackers, but nothing more. And not cause my apartment needed them.
86. ...and gotten 86'ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
87. Taken a martial arts class
88. Swordfought for the honor of a woman
89. Written your own computer language
90. Gotten married
91. Been in a movie
92. Crashed a party
93. Loved someone you shouldn't have
94. Kissed someone so passionately it made you dizzy
95. Gotten divorced - Sadly yes
96. Had sex at the office - Not my office, but his.
97. Gone without food for 5 days
98. Made cookies from scratch
99. Won first prize in a costume contest
100. Rode a gondola
101. Gotten a tattoo - Or 8
102. Found that the texture of some materials can turn you on
103. Rafted the Snake River
104. Found out someone was going to dump you via Blogger
105. Got flowers for no reason
106. Masturbated in a public place
107. Got so drunk you don't remember anything
108. Gone back to school
109. Performed on stage
110. Been to Las Vegas - Many Times
111. Recorded music
112. Eaten shark
113. Had a one-night stand
114. Gotten someone fired for their actions
115. Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
116. Bought a house
117. Been in a combat zone
118. Buried one/both of your parents
119. Shaved or waxed your pubic hair off - Currently Hair Free!
120. Been on a cruise ship
121. Spoken more than one language fluently
122. Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
123. Bounced a check
124. Had your picture in the newspaper
125. Read - and understood - your credit report
126. Raised children
127. Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
128. Eaten kangaroo meat
129. Been a sperm or egg donor
130. Eaten sushi - Minus the raw fish. I cant say I enjoyed it though.
131. Found out something significant that your ancestors did
132. Called or written your Congress person
133. Slept through an entire flight: takeoff, flight, and landing - I sleep through every flight.
134. Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
135. Walked the Golden Gate Bridge
136. Sang loudly in the car, and didn't stop when you knew someone was looking - Everyday!
138. Had plastic surgery
139. Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
140. Wrote articles for a large publication
141. Lost over 100 pounds at one time
142. Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
143. Piloted an airplane
144. Petted a stingray
145. Broken someone's heart - Unfortunatley
146. Helped an animal give birth
147. Been fired or laid off from a job
148. Won money on a T.V. game show
149. Broken a bone
150. Had sex on a moving train - Moving Car yes, but I cant say I have ever even been on a train. But If I was, I sure as hell would!

100 Things About Me

2006-07-18T11:30:00.000-07:00

1. I got married to "Mr Wonderful" a.k.a "The Boy" on August 18th 2001.

2. Our divorce was final in February of 2006.

3. Turns out he wasn't so wonderful.

4. I did however have a wonderful baby girl a.k.a "The Monkey" that made it all worth while.

5. My passion is music. I love just about every different kind out there.

6. I have 8 tattoos, however they are not un-tasteful if there is such a thing.

7. I took my tongue ring out last year. I had it for 10 years. It was time to go.

8. I have a "cold pillow" that I have had since I was very little. It goes everywhere with me, except to work.

9. I put my hands all over it, wrap it around my arms, bury my feet in it, and put it over my face, but I refuse to actually lay my head on it to sleep.

10. I love to chew gum, my hair, and pen caps.

11. I always turn the tab on my soda cans to the right. I have done it ever since I was young and couldn't find my soda at a family reunion. I always know which one is mine now.

12. I went to college to major in Criminal Justice, but stopped going when I got my job with the phone company. The money just didn't compare.

13. I now hate my job, and I am contemplating going back to school. I want to do graphic design, I think.

14. I hate bridges of any kind, but especially the ones over very large bodies of water.

15. I have always had a weight problem. I have lost a lot of weight before, but of course I gained it back. I am determined to get my weight under control for good this time.

16. I have this nack for picking up on song lyrics almost immediately.

17. I despise having my picture taken.

18. I have a foot fetish. Not a nasty one. I have to have my heals soft and scrubbed, and my toes manicured and cut. I also love a good foot massage.

19. I could care less about my finger nails though.

20. I don't like to fly. The fear of plummeting to my death sometimes beats out my need to travel.

21. I will get on a plane though, with major coaxing, and some sleeping pills.

22. The homeless people at freeway off ramps scare me sometimes. I have a fear that they are going to climb right in my car.

23. I do however help whenever possible. But not at freeway off ramps. LOL

24. I believe in god and heaven, however I am not sure about hell. I never understood how the one who's son died for our sins, and would forgive us for the same, could make such a place possible.

25. I support everything. I am Pro life and Pro choice. I have known people who have babies, and people who have had abortions. I judge no one. I also support gay marriage.

26. I have selective hearing. I am very good at blocking out what I don't want to hear or what I am not interested in, but I can still keep up with the conversation.

27. I am extremely honest. Sometimes a little too honest.

28. I have however told my fair share of lies.

29. I have been known to give good relationship and love advice, though I hardly ever listen to myself.

30. I am a reality T.V addict.

31. Sex And The City is my all time favorite TV show. I used to watch the reruns every night, until I got the box set on DVD.

32. I put myself into the show sometimes. I would have made "BIG" marry me much sooner. We probably would have ended up divorced too.

33. If I could turn back time, I would. But I wont tell to where I would turn it to.

34. My favorite movie when I was growing up was Grease. I used to love John Travolta.

35. Now I can no longer choose a favorite movie, but I can tell you that John has been replaced.

36. These days, I love Dermot Mulroney and Josh Duhamel.

37. I also think Angelina Jolie is hot. I love all of her movies.

38. I hate peanuts. I cant stand peanut butter. But I sure am a sucker for Reeses Peanut Butter Cups.

39. I don't eat red meat. I am not a vegetarian. I still eat chicken and cheese.

40. I am an extremely picky eater. I will only eat brand named foods.

41. I don't do leftovers...EVER!

42. I believe in destiny, fate, love at first site, and endless love.

43. I also know that love can and does end.

44. I am extremely critical of myself as a person and as a mother.

45. I move at my own pace in life and love. I never let anything or anyone lead me.

46. I often find myself daydreaming about my past, present and future.

47. I am a total boxer girl. I cant stand briefs, but if you are built right, boxer briefs can be pretty sexy too.

48. Click the link to see my point. Mark Wahlberg!

49. I believe music is the soundtrack to ones life. At least mine.

50. Patience is a virtue I didn't bother standing in line for. I have none!

51. I saw my future before me when I was 27, got scared and ran the other way. Now I am learning to live again.

52. The Counting Crows Rock!

53. One time, at band camp... No Really, I admit it. I went to band camp. I am sworn to secrecy as to what really goes on there though.

54. I suck at keeping secrets. I could'nt keep one to save my life. If you provide enough PB Cups, I will tell you whatever you want to know.

55. My neighbor tells me I am THE GOSSIP QUEEN! And she loves it! (I am going to tell my other neighbor she said that too.)

56. I sooooo cant dance!

57. I once hit a pedestrian crossing the street. She wasn't in a cross walk, and she definitely didn't look both ways.

58. Did I mention I was in my car? She was in a coma for 9 months. Yeah, that sucked!

59. Shortly after the incident I stopped my car in the middle of the road, got out, and yelled at these teenagers for jay walking. I told them I had ran people over before, and I would do it again! My friends laughed like crazy, but I was serious. (They say once you get the taste for it....)

60. I am still not kidding.

61. I hate chick flicks.

62. Chocolate is my Kryptonite.

63. I bite my bottom lip constantly. Because of this, I have an endless supply of chapstick.

64. When I am in public, I watch everyone around me except those I am there with. I occasionally enjoy eaves dropping on another's argument.

65. I am a rebel. I load the dishwasher without rinsing the dishes first. We should be lucky I load the dishwasher at all.

66. I am not easily offened. Go ahead, try me.

67. I think if something offends you, you should analyze yourself, instead of what offended you.

68. I live off a combination of caffeine and nicotine. Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper and Marlboro Ultra Lights. Quite healthy I must say.

69. I love the water. Swimming is one of my favorite past times. I think getting your head wet and letting the water drip down your back and face is an awesome feeling.

70. I hate when the water from my shower splashes me in the face. Crazy, I know.

71. I always sit with one leg crossed under the other. Even in the car. Not when I am driving though.

72. I drop the F bomb way too often.

73. If I make a resolution next year, the F bomb would be it! That and quitting smoking. I would probably fail miserably at both.

74. I am perpetually late. I run on my own internal clock. Anyone who knows me is aware of this and copes well.

75. I will rip the hair off my overly thick eyebrows with hot wax, but I am deathly afraid of spiders.

76. I am a Pisces. Not that I think that makes any sort of cosmic difference.

77. I hate elevators. (repeat plummeting to my death speal.) When I was 18, my friends use to take the lights out of them and make me go up and down with them in the dark. That's scary shit!

78. That happened to be at the same apartment complex "The Boy" moved into almost 10 years later. Needless to say, the one time I went over there, I took the stairs.

79. I am a hypochandriac. So much so that when my mom had her heart attack 5 years ago, I was in and out of the hospital at least 5 times with chest pains. Nothing a little Xanax couldn't cure.

80. To this day, whenever someone is talking about something that is wrong with them, I plug my ears for fear of catching it.

81. Sometimes I speak my thoughts unintentionally. "Did I just say that outloud?" has really come out of my mouth more than once.

82. I dream in color, but the people in my dreams have no faces. Sometimes the entire head is missing. (Wonder what that means...)

83. I occasionally have anger issues. Once, a car rear ended me, and needless to say, I was not nice about it. I remember screaming at him about the whole incident. He kept apologizing, but that selective hearing kicked in, and I just yelled. I think he was glad when the cops and ambulance showed up.

84. His insurance company paid me $10,000 for my pain and suffering. Wonder what they paid him to listen to me?

85. I hold grudges. For a very very very long time.

86. I never thought it would be so hard to think of 100 things about me.

87. I don't read books. I don't have the time or patience. I do read my Cosmo every month though.

88. I get bored with things easily and loose interest. (like this list.)

89. If you have something to hide, I'll find it. I am that good.

90. I am very easily irritated.

91. People who pay by check and wait for the total before even beginning to fill out their check irritate me a lot. I mean, they know which store they're in, right? And the date? And how to write their signature? People who wait for the total to fish around for their wallet and exact change are almost as bad.

92. I still believe a mans word should be his bond.

93. I resent people who think that because I am a women, I'm supposed to think their baby is cute and that I should coo over it.

94. I don't even coo over my own child, why would I coo over yours. (I must say though, if I really do think your kid is cute, I will tell you.)

95. I have been told I have a lethal glare. I don't even know when I am doing it.

96. I constantly interrupt people. Your story is done when I say so, not when you feel like finishing.

97. I despise G.W. I know you could care less what I think. That's ok, I probably feel the same way about you.

98. Turns out I don't know everything. But I still pretend very well.

99. I believe in Karma, and I am sure its only a matter of time before it catches up with me.

100. I believe that a friends love says "If you ever need anything, I'll be there." True love says "You wont ever need anything, because I will be there." Although the Author is unknown to me, I would love to meet the person that thinks like I do.

Had to end with that because I am Such a girl.